A vibrating WHAT?

Yes, that is right, if you haven't seen the advertisements, there is a new mascara on the market that has a vibrating wand! Can you just imagine a round-table discussion brainstorming new and creative ideas and someone busts out with: Let's make mascara vibrate! Who wants a stick shaking by their eye? It is bad enough to torture our lashes with a curler but now, consumers are expected to take it one step further? If I want to get really crazy, I'll just take my regular 'ol wand and shake it around a few times as I apply it. I'll skip the battery operated alternative thank you very much. I can't imagine what would happen if you operate that machinery under the influence or with a toddler yanking at your leg.