Reese was up last night with teething pain. In fact, she interrupted our hubby/wife movie watching and sneaky cookie eating time. We were watching Bad Teacher. Cameron Diaz wants big boobs to attract rich men. She is also a bad teacher. Spoiler alert: This is basically the entire plot of the movie.
Reese is sitting on the couch with us, drinking some milk from her sippy cup and moaning her little self back to sleep when all of a sudden, some gigantic boobs pop onto the screen. (Cameron was in the plastic surgeon's office and was getting an eyeful of another woman's larger pair).
My former breastfed baby bounds off the couch, grunting, running, and pointing at the television screen. She is pointing at the lady's rack. She gets as close as she can to those puppies and sort of dances at the sight of her long lost friends.
And that folks, was the highlight of my day.
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